"The disciminatory nature of the soup"

Some right-wingers have taken to setting up soup kitchens in Paris, and they only serve soup made with pork, according to the New York Times. Free food for non-Muslims, then.

Parisian police are hot on the case of the insensitive soup-slingers, shutting them down wherever the soup is served.

Who are the real soup Nazis? Who cares about if some folks want to give out some soup? Is soup the new cartoon? Let them eat pork?

Please make it stop.